I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need moral support for this bender
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
i out mim tonsoeep
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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