Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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