So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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