Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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