At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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