So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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