I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I have post one night stand depression
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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