No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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