I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
How naked do you want me to be?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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