So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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