Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
