I seem to have left my pride at pride
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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