on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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