If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Say something about gay babies.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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