it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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