Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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