I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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