You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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