oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
