why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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