Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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