You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Randomize
