It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i think i just lost a toe
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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