just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You left your underwear on the fireplace
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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