I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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