Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just had sex bonerless
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Farmville is her only friend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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