shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i think i just lost a toe
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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