I'm drive I can fine osifer
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Randomize
