I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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