if you like me you must not know who I am
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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