Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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