Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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