Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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