problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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