this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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