So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My ass is underappreciated
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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