this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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