they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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