New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
