I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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