No stitches, just platelets and will power
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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