Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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