I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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