Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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