She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Less talking, more tequila
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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