But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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