I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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