Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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