Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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