That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
